Thor, the cake is a lie.
How has no one ever warned you of this?
Thor, the cake is a lie.
How has no one ever warned you of this?
Today, I found an apple in the hall, in front of my door.
I hope someone simply lost their apple, because if I’m going to be harassed by a Disney villain I really wouldn’t want to be Snow White’s placeholder. I’m not even thematically appropriate!
It didn’t have IOU carved into it, did it?
Loki. Loki, I’ve just learned that there is a term for us as a team.
It is called ‘Thorki’.
Thorki! Your name and mine, together! Is that not clever?
No, Thor.
I should ask if Tony would have shirts crafted for us
NO, THOR.
#a million worlds of no #an as-yet-undiscovered dimension of no #no
Fine, I will wear them both.
Thor, this is a rare moment where you might want to listen to your brother.
Just a thought.
Let me just say the experience was absolutely worth the headache I got from sitting in the movie theater.
I just… can’t.
A spider just landed on my laptop screen.
As I was typing.
O. Kay.
To be perfectly honest, I haven’t any idea what to say. A simple “thank you” seems a bit lacking, but I can’t think up anything more eloquent. Some of you have been here since the very beginning (for the life of me, I can’t figure out why you’re still here, but bless your souls), and some of you just showed up yesterday. Or today. In that case, I bid you welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay, however long that may be. And thank you, for choosing to follow me. I’m not sure what led you here, but I hope it was something that made you laugh.
Now, onto the fun stuff. :)
THE CONTEST: Yet another one of those drawings wherein I will select
winners at random with the help of a number generator.
THE RULES:
- Reblogs (maximum of 2) and likes count (do not like/reblog this
from multiple accounts, that just makes you look like a tit).
- I would prefer that you be following me, but I may be willing
to make exceptions when the drawing takes place.
THE WINNERS: Three (3) winners will be selected.
THE PRIZES:
- 1st Prize: one (1) fic featuring your preferred pairing/scenario
(from fandoms I'm familiar with), ranging from 1,000-2,000 words.
- 2nd Prize: same item as above, ranging from 750-1,250 words.
- 3rd Prize: two (2) ficlets, ranging from 250-800 words each.
CONTEST ENDS: SUNDAY; 29 APRIL, 2012
Notes:
- These word counts are rough estimates. Writing fic
is a frequently temperamental endeavor and cramming a plot
into a set number of words is difficult. I promise to do my best!
- I retain the authority to refuse to write scenarios featuring
triggering content (rape, abuse, underage, gore, torture porn, etc.).
I highly doubt this will be an issue, but I wanted it brought up.
Avengers Giveaway!
WHAT: 1x full set of button magnets, 1x A6 Loki greeting card, 1x A6 Captain America greeting card (also I may even chuck in one of these especially made in your fav avenger)
WHY: Because Avengers
WHEN: Finishes 4th of May because Avengers
WHERE: They are all my works. You can find them here
HOW: Reblogs only. No likes will be counted. Max reblog is 3 times. You don’t need to be following me.
(via brodinsons)